Accidentally cutting your dick while trimming is literally the worst
lets talk u sexy mofos
Did i really think eating a handful of raspberries while wearing my new suede jacket was a good idea??
Ugh how do i get rid of this stain
Anonymous said: You are sitting in the John Hancock building and that view is of navy pier?
yes. i live in chicago
its so sad how someone can be so beautiful and still so insecure
life update: i love where i live (chicago) and i have a job i have no problem getting up in the morning for. i also got a fake id
life update: it is good
omg the amount of attention i got when i was walking my friends dog yesteday
i need one of my own asap
Lol im so dramatic I love it
I think I just referred a friend canceling plans as a “letdown”